I can't believe it took me this long, but I figured out the universal writing formula for futurism! It just clicked after reading a 1980s newspaper article about robots! Let me know what I'm missing:
- Imagine [ten/twenty/fifty] years in the future.
- Your [car/toaster/robot] speaks to you.
- No, it's not your [friend/mom/crazy fever dream].
- Your life just got better* with technology!
The December 8, 1985 Syracuse Herald Journal (Syracuse, NY) ran a piece about the personal robots of the future which uses this formula. The excerpt below quotes Nelson Winkless, author of the 1984 book, If I Had a Robot.
Imagine driving down the highway 10 or 20 years from now.
Suddenly, a small voice says, "You haven't called your mother lately. Don't you think you'd better call her today?"
No, it's not your conscience. It's your own personal robot, a funny little creature that keeps track of your obligations and watches out for you.
Of course, no one really knows what robots of the future will do to make your life easier. But a New Mexico robotics expert and author, Nelson Winkless, expects them to be more than mechanical housekeepers.
"Before we have robots that will do windows, we're going to have self-cleaning windows," he said, in a telephone interview from Corales, N.M. "I expect them to be useful in ways yet unanticipated.
"Suppose you had this little guy bumbling after you, keeping track of things. You may come to a corner and he'll say, 'Why don't you slow down and watch out here?'" says Winkless, who wrote "If I Had a Robot: What to Expect of the Personal Robot" (Dilithium Press, $9.95).
"We have just gotten to the point where we have (robots) that operate intuitively. They look at information and say, 'In all of my experience in life, what does this remind me of most?' They can see opportunities and problems and point them out."
Joe Herrera, robot product manager for Tomy Corp., in Carson, Calif., thinks there will be "a robot in every garage" by the year 2000.
"One robot for the home may be able to wash your car and tell the kids stories," says Herrera, whose company manufactures robot toys.
"Right now, personal robots are in the same stage handheld calculators were 10 years ago. But every year, we're learning more and more."
Read more:
If I Had a Robot (1984)
Newton the Household Robot (1989)
The Future of Personal Robots (1986)
Robo-Shop (1989)
Japanese Retail Robots (1986)
In a Cashless Future, Robots Will Cook (1996)
Oh, Christ, that's all I need is a robot nagging me to call my mom, in addition to my mom doing the nagging. Note to mom: It's 2008. Phones work both ways nowadays!
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I'll pass on the nagging robot of the future. I wonder if it also has a two-way snitch chip to report to the "authorities" when I drive my car too fast, eat fast food more than twice a week, and use politically incorrect verbiage.
ReplyDeletePS, it's 2008 and the only things I have in my garage are a 1966 VW bug and a wringer washer. Take that futurism!
That's futurism ... but not Futurism. In the Futurist future, there will be no place for the weak who allow themselves to be nagged by devices or dominated by the elderly. In the Futurist future, your robot will be a violent steel automaton built to fly at twice the speed of sound. It will obey your commands - but only if you can dominate it with the force of your superior will. Your life just got more challenging and dynamic with technology.
ReplyDeleteI used to have one of your above pictured robots. I tried to convince it to serve me like a good little slave but it wouldn't. It pre-empted to the robotic revolution, apparently. And left me to keep on working in my automated job where I am the face of the machine. Sigh.
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