Every so often you stumble upon a book that makes you wish you were illiterate. In Hal Lindsey's The 1980's: Countdown to Armageddon he boldly proclaims, "The decade of the 1980s could very well be the last decade of history as we know it."
I bought this book (originally published in 1981) at a Goodwill a few years back for the purpose of framing select pages. It always elicits a chuckle by those walking down the hallway of my apartment. While it may be funny to think that a man could write such a ridiculous book it is discouraging to think that this man still has a reputation to speak of. In a just society, this man would have been laughed off the face of the earth.
As a public service I present the most hilarious of Hal Lindsey's claims for why the 1980s may, "be the last decade of history as we know it."
Mr. Lindsey personally met with a super-secret group of computer nerds whose prediction of world demise had mirrored that of Daniel, chapter 11, verses 40-45. (p. 6)
Jim Jones was a false messiah as foretold in the Bible. (p. 21)
Governments all over the world are being overthrown. (p. 23)
By the year 2000 there will not be enough food on earth to keep people alive. (p. 26)
The alignment of the planets will cause weather pattern shifts. (p. 28)
Three Rabbis in 1980 all had the same dream of a messiah coming. (p. 48)
UFOs are real and, "demons will stage a human spacecraft landing on earth." (p. 33)
Communism in the U.S.S.R. will overtake American dominace on the world stage. (p. 81)
The U.S. itself will be "taken over by communists." (p.132)
The U.S. could be "destroyed by a surprise Soviet nuclear attack." (p.132)
The U.S. could "become a dependent of the 10-nation European confederacy." (p. 132)
Needless to say, everything that Mr. Lindsey predicted came true and everyone in the United States that was a true-believing Christian was raptured into the heavens after the great 1980's Soviet attack upon U.S. soil (in which demon-aliens were involved. Don't forget the demon-aliens and their human spacecraft).